Adam Banks

April 22, 2010

Having Roy Halladay on the Phils was like when the Mighty Ducks acquired Adam Banks in a redistricting. Except that the Phillies were good before Halladay came, and Halladay wanted to come to the Phillies. So actually it’s more like when Banks originally went to the Hawks in the untold story, ‘The Hawks: 30 years of domination’.

Except that our coach isn’t an asshole. So it’s kind of like a combo of one movie that exists and one that doesn’t, and only kind of. Either way, he’s good.